Sunday, October 25, 2015

Laws of Attraction Part XIV



Consequences

Every action in nature has an opposite and equal reaction. Every move that we make stimulates a consequence; it is up to us to determine what the price of that consequence will be. Not all consequences are bad. The flowers grow as a consequence of the rain coming down and thou throughout the course of your life. Listed below you will find the negative consequences associated with breaking the laws of attraction.

- You grow old, fat and bald alone

- You will have a gang of Hell's Angels chasing you across the countryside

- You will find yourself married and raising a family in Backwater, Kansas following a shotgun wedding

- You will be out of a job and a reference (particularly if you decided to break in the boss's desk)

- You will find yourself tossed in the brig prior to your court martial

- You will have an irate husband (or wife) stalking you

- You will find yourself king or queen of a small country in the middle of the South Pacific-with no other inhabitants 
(think Pirates of the Caribbean)

- You will be humiliated with tales of your own escapades every time you mistakenly choose to spend a weekend with family and friends

- You will no longer be invited to spend Friday nights at Happy Hour

- You will no longer be invited to any of the office parties

- You may end up sleeping in a barn rather than in the warmth of the house-and your own bed

- You will never again be able to walk into your favorite restaurant with your head erect

- You will never be able to look any of your friends in the eye again

- You will not be able to remain friends with your old friends-it would just be too weird

- There will be strange men and women calling your home at all hours

- There will be strange packages left on your stoop-daily

- You may find yourself on the business end of a boot-or a 9mm

These are only a small portion of the consequences which may be extracted for daring to violate the laws of attraction. Okay, so chances are that if you happen to take a misstep or two along the way you will not find yourself in any of these extraordinarily unpleasant situations; however, the possibility does exist. It is essential that you carefully weigh the possibilities before entering the ring.

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